Lindsay Lohan – Political Commentator? Fuck Off.

Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson are the latest celebrities to profer their opinion on Sarah Palin, hot on the trail of Matt Damon. 

Well, I’m sure the Republican’s are in full damage control. I mean if Lindsay Lohan won’t vote for her, what are they to do?

Hold on a sec, Linday Lohan, the alcoholic, drunk driving, crack ho slapper? Might I suggest that you just shut the fuck up because nobody gives a fuck what you think. Just because you snorted coke off Britney’s tits in the cubicle of a Vegas nightclub doesn’t qualify you to provide commentary on political affairs. Just because you have graced more covers of trashy gossip magazines, you think that maybe by some bizarre Freaky Friday type event you have suddenly traded places and become a journalist over night. 

Let me remind all you actors what you are. Dancing monkeys. You dress in the clothes that people tell you to. You say what the writers tell you to say. You act how the director tells you to act. Nobody cares what you think. Fuck off back to rehab or pilates class if you happen to be on the wagon this week. 

 

Dancing Monkey

Lindsay Lohan = Dancing Monkey

2 Responses to Lindsay Lohan – Political Commentator? Fuck Off.

  1. Simon says:

    “Dancing monkeys. You dress in the clothes that people tell you to. You say what the writers tell you to say. You act how the director tells you to act. ” sounds more like W then anyone I know

    now this is a Dancing Monkey – http://www.aolcdn.com/aolnews_photos/0f/05/20080312163709990018

  2. NYNY says:

    Haha I actually googled “Lindsay Lohan politics shut the F#$k up” and came to your page. I totally agree, she should stick to snorting coke and leave politics to people like us. 🙂

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